Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.
God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.
Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.