There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.