There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a "Big Bang" at all-it was more of "Phhbwt" sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the "Little Phhbwt" theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.