There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.