It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.

Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.