It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there

Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren't real words-just placeholders, used to refer to parts of abstract equations.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."