It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.