If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one way to interpret God's will is that you should love your neighbor. An alternate reading of the holy books might lead you to rig a donkey cart with small mortar rockets and aim it at a hotel full of infidels. In summary, po-tay-to, poh-tah-to. Religions are very flexible.

Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.