Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line' through no fault of their own.

Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

One of the great things about being ignorant is that I often think my ideas are original. It's a wonderful feeling. That's why I try to avoid any knowledge that would spoil the sensation. Sometimes it isn't easy. People keep hurling knowledge at me, and I can't always duck.

Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.

The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.