A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.

Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.

The human population is 90% gullible, violence-prone dipshits.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.