Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a "Big Bang" at all-it was more of "Phhbwt" sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the "Little Phhbwt" theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.