Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task.

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.