If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.

We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.

On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.