If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.

My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.

Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn't have the capacity for discerning true facts. That's why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It's the best we can do.

Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does.