There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.

In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.