There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.

The core belief that drives terrorism is the notion of a "holy place," along with the idea that some people belong there and other people don't. That's why the only solution to terrorism is for religious scholars to hold a global summit to agree on the definition of "holy place." Once they agree on a definition, it will be easier to mock it into submission.

Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.

When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.