Simple molecules combine to make powerful chemicals. Simple cells combine to make powerful life-forms. Simple electronics combine to make powerful computers. Logically, all things are created by a combination of simpler, less capable components. Therefore, a supreme being must be in our future, not our origin. What if "God" is the consciousness that will be created when enough of us are connected by the Internet?!!

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

I get mail; therefore I am.