Simple molecules combine to make powerful chemicals. Simple cells combine to make powerful life-forms. Simple electronics combine to make powerful computers. Logically, all things are created by a combination of simpler, less capable components. Therefore, a supreme being must be in our future, not our origin. What if "God" is the consciousness that will be created when enough of us are connected by the Internet?!!

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.