Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.

Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.