The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. This is why people of different religions can generally live in peace. At some level, we all suspect that other people don't believe their own religion any more than we believe ours.

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.