The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.

I keep hearing the argument that some things are constitutional while other things are not. The idea is that we should be in favor of all the things that were decided over 200 years ago by a bunch of slave-owning cross-dressers who pooped in holes.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.