A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn't have the capacity for discerning true facts. That's why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It's the best we can do.

As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.