A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.

Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.

When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.