Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.

Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.