Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.

You might think the word "homemade" is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your tablecloth is wrinkled, that's why.

Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.

You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.