Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does.

The best things in life are silly.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.