Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
Scott AdamsI was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.
Scott AdamsMen live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there
Scott AdamsI think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task.
Scott Adams