You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.