You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

I get mail; therefore I am.

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.

One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.