Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

There's a fine line between participation and mockery.

For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

Failure is a resource that can be managed.