Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far.
When did ignorance become a point of view?