Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."

The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech

The only risk of failure is promotion.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day