In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo