If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.

Writers tend to work early in the morning, or late at night, when brains are naturally able to focus deeply on one thought. In the middle of the day, distractions are unavoidable. I wonder if anything worthwhile has ever been written in the afternoon.

Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

Swing your partner, dosey-do, now clap your hands... uh-oh, that's all the square dance moves I know... I'll bluff the rest. Slap your partner in the face, Write bad checks all over the place, Flirt with strangers, annoy your spouse, Get a divorce and lose your house, ...uh... dosey-do.