If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.

I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.