I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.

The best things in life are silly.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.