I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.

The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations.

Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally

No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.