I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.