Writers tend to work early in the morning, or late at night, when brains are naturally able to focus deeply on one thought. In the middle of the day, distractions are unavoidable. I wonder if anything worthwhile has ever been written in the afternoon.

If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.