Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.

Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.