Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.
Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'