It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.
Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons
If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.