When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer.

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.