Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

My investments have been hurt.

Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.