Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.

Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.