The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.
Scott AdamsThere are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Scott AdamsI'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.
Scott AdamsSwing your partner, dosey-do, now clap your hands... uh-oh, that's all the square dance moves I know... I'll bluff the rest. Slap your partner in the face, Write bad checks all over the place, Flirt with strangers, annoy your spouse, Get a divorce and lose your house, ...uh... dosey-do.
Scott Adams