On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

I can't bring myself to believe in a God with a personality like my own. I base that on the paucity of lightning attacks on people who deserve it.

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.

The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.