On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

Dogbert gazing at night sky No matter how bad the day is, the stars are always there. Dilbert Actually, many of them burned out years ago, but their light is just now reaching earth. DogbertThank you for shattering my comfortable misconception. DilbertIt's the miracle of science.

Priority-wise, it simply makes sense to take care of yourself before you start searching for a higher meaning. You aren't much good to anyone else if you're unhealthy, a financial burden, or an emotional basket case. Fix yourself before you turn outward. It's best for everyone.

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?