Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.

I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.

Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.