Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.

I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.