Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it boss diversity. If you work for a company and you have one boss and that boss doesn't like you or wants to get rid of you, you're in trouble. But if you work for yourself, you have lots of bosses, who are your customers, and if a few of them decide they don't like you, that's okay.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I should have written that down. - Dilbert

Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.