Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

I try to avoid giving advice.

Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo