Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

E-books are impervious to analogy.

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?