Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.

Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.

I get mail; therefore I am.