Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.

You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you'd be in a wheelchair too.

Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.