If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.

I get mail; therefore I am.

Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.