If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

I should have written that down. - Dilbert