Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.