Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.

Beware of those who try to sell you simple answers to complex questions.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone who is capable of significant change; that sort of person exists only in our imaginations.

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.