Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.

Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.