For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.

Some physicists describe gravity in terms of ten dimensions all curled up. But those aren't real words-just placeholders, used to refer to parts of abstract equations.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.