For the record, I am not a nut. I am an optimist. That's exactly like a nut except with a better attitude.

Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.

It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.