The best things in life are silly.
There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.