As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

The longer you verk here, diverse it gets.

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.