If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.