If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.

I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there