No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.

Good advertising can make people buy your product even if it sucks ... A dollar spent on brainwashing is more cost-effective than a dollar spent on product improvement.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.