No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.

There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.

The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

Technology: No Place for Wimps!

The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.