The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

E-books are impervious to analogy.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

Home is pretty utopian.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus is dead, you have no evidence that the earth is round. Dilbert: Look. You can Ask Senator John Glenn. He orbited the earth when he was an astronaut. Dogbert: So, your theory depends on the honesty of politicians. Dilbert: Yes... no, wait.