The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

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The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal is to lose ten pounds." Weight targets often work in the short run. But if you need willpower to keep the weight off, you're doomed in the long run. The only way to succeed in the long run is by using a system that bypasses your need for willpower.

Every year, it takes more brains to navigate this complicated world. More people are falling below what I call the 'incompetence line' through no fault of their own.