The people who think a guy walked on water versus the people who think a horse can fly.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.

The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out.

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.