Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.
Boss: I just heard that light travels faster than sound. I'm wondering if I should shout when I speak, just so my lips appear to sync-up with my words.
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.
To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.
There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.