Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

By definition, risk-takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. This is why people of different religions can generally live in peace. At some level, we all suspect that other people don't believe their own religion any more than we believe ours.

Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.

Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.