There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.

In yesterday's post, I asked how many of you guys would have sex with a robot if it was indistinguishable from a hot human woman. About 95% of the hetero guys said they would. The other 5% expressed a strong preference for lying.

If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.