There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.

I get mail; therefore I am.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.