We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.

Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.

I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.