If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.