Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.