Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.

Dilbert: You joined the "Flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I believe the earth must be flat. There is no good evidence to support the so-called "round earth theory." Dilbert: I think Christopher Columbus would disagree. Dogbert: How convenient that your best witness is dead.

To err is human. To cover it up is weasel.

The surest way to identify those who won't succeed at weight loss is that they tend to say things like "My goal is to lose ten pounds." Weight targets often work in the short run. But if you need willpower to keep the weight off, you're doomed in the long run. The only way to succeed in the long run is by using a system that bypasses your need for willpower.

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

On the fourth day of telecommuting, I realized that clothes are totally unnecessary.

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.