'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

People are idiots. Including me. Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with the low SAT scores. The only difference is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as "nutty methods;" 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."