'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

I'm curious how you'll know it works. I assume it's mostly a cosmetic change.

If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto