'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally

In case the rest of you missed it, the inspirational speech was: 'If you work hard, you can achieve great things. And then you die'.

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

Crackpot is an excellent job because the expectations are so low. No one ever tells crackpots that they should be doing more.

A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.