I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!

He was tenser than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.