I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

I rank money higher than social life or meaning because once you have money, those other things are easier to get. For example, you won't have much of a social life if you can't afford to do anything. And you can't make money if your health is a mess.

There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.