Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.

Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.