Failure is a resource that can be managed.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.

The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day. This is why people of different religions can generally live in peace. At some level, we all suspect that other people don't believe their own religion any more than we believe ours.

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.