Failure is a resource that can be managed.

There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played.

Reporters are faced with the daily choice of painstakingly researching stories or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar.