Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That's silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.
Scott AdamsThe creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott AdamsI was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.
Scott Adams