I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.

I'll beat you up right now if you want me to.

Nietzsche was so intelligent and advanced. And that's how I am. I'm the black, basketball-playing Nietzsche.

It's over now. He said what he had to say, I said what I had to say. Don't play with me. Seriously, don't play with me.

I knew I was going to make one. I wanted to make two, but the first one rattled in and rattled right out.

Somebody asked me about this the other day. A young Shaq and a young Penny, the young Shaq's going to take over. A medium Shaq and a young Kobe, the medium Shaq is going to take over. Now you've got an older Shaq and a young Dwyane; you step aside, you let him do his thing and you just do what's asked of you.

Why did it happen? The big dog got fed. And when the big dog was fed, the little dog even got some meat in there, too. Big dog owns the domain, but the little dog can go wherever he wants.