Before I became the 'Great Test of the West," I was the 'Beast of the East.'

I just want to say, 'Nice job,' but now let the professional take over. There can only be one me. Uno más me.

I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.

I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after.

I don't listen to people who can't do stuff that I do.

We know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning, put my underwear on first and then put my pants on first. I don't need people to tell me that.

Somebody asked me about this the other day. A young Shaq and a young Penny, the young Shaq's going to take over. A medium Shaq and a young Kobe, the medium Shaq is going to take over. Now you've got an older Shaq and a young Dwyane; you step aside, you let him do his thing and you just do what's asked of you.