Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.

I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.

Vets are close to my heart, okay, and it's not only because I served, okay. It's because of what they go through, okay. A lot of these people have gave their lives, a lot of them have gave their limbs, okay, you know, that's a, that's a, that's a heap, you know.

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.

Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!

They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.