Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.

There's a lot of kids who look up to me, and that's humbling. Because being human, I don't want to fail them. But being human, I will. That's why it's so important to have your faith put in something that won't fail you. And that means the Son of God's kingdom.

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.